aka Brandon McNamara

  • I live in Florida
  • I was born on March 14
  • My occupation is Student/Writer
  • I am Male
  • Patts9009

    It's been set into motion; the disruption of power;

    I've been Hired to Dis the fuck out of you by the hour.

    I literally destroyed Lab, now I'm comin for you next.

    I've beat Coupe, Night and now you! What did you expect?

    I can pound your ass to the ground, without an effort.

    I'm like the 13th Doctor, while you're more like John Hurt!

    A disgrace, like how you're a Scot and you don't like Kilts!

    Oh, and by the end of the battle, the power scale will be tilt.

    So I'm faced with a guy who advanced by default, help! I'm so scared!

    Just run back to your stable! I'm gonna butcher this pussy mare!

    You've become too arrogant, man, thinking you'll win is unorthodox,

    But that's impossible, when all you seem to do is suck ERBParodies' cocks,

    You're overrated, Slend…

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