Yup, this is a thing now. Three verses each cuz why not :P
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF -4
I hope you people are hungry, cuz I'm making melted chocolate
Out of this pathetic single digit Four, Who shouldn't bother blocking
My incindiary rhymes, so hot they'll burn your Pyro
Make your skin even darker when I'm through, yo
Your a loser and a crap mod, all you do is cause strife
You're nothing and never will be, meanwhile I'm LivingLife
I'm Positive you'll be feeling Negative by the end of this, Four
Let's just say this is a train of your loss, and I'm the Mr. Conductor!
I can see you trying, and I can see your loss is clear
I mean, you tried to sleep with Dex, it seems you're pretty queer
But you never fail to surprise me, like with your puns and kicks
You should stick to your Vaseline, and stop rubbing your friends' dicks
And I see that you're bringing the racism, and its only Round One
You're a real clown in chat, but outside? You're no fun
I can see why you chose Ed, you both share a lack of intelligence
You're just a horny brony, so GTFO and clop to a pegasus!
I may have made the racist jokes, but you're no better
Basing most your verse off my sexuality, aren't you clever?
It's humorous to see your attempts to do lyrical harm
Especially when you call me queer, yet you've fallen for my charm
I'm known as the funniest user, but I believe you surpassed me
Thinking you'll clench victory, plz, you're a laugh to me
I await you adding, "lost to Fire" in your user page, Joey
Because no matter what you try, you'll fail, so you can just blow me.
And thus we return to your homosexuality
I'll make Verse 2 pack a punch; FATALITY
My raps have Flare in them, but you lack any skill
I'm doing this for NF, whereas you're doing it for thrills
Watch as I surpass your raps and you're left in the dust
You say I've fallen for your charm? Plz, you lack the lust
After this, you'll be Branded with the quote "I LOST TO 16"
When it comes to corny jokes, you're really the queen!
I'll leave you forgotten, you'll be quite like your idol Millard Fillmore
Your only here because you can't get some, don't be so Negative, Four
You are what you eat I guess, because this chicken is fried
When Negafour sees this verse all she'll say to you is "DENIED!"
I'll dominate this Pyro, set him off like a Bob-Omb
Because you already know that Bob is the bomb.
You're correct I'm here for the thrill, still you're chance of loss is high
Because like always a White beat a Black at something; What a surprise.
The fuck is this, a tournament or your first fight?
You would've lost by now, but you've got your ass too tight
Talking racist smack, like some old white bitch
More annoying in chat than the Golden Snitch
You may be made of Fire, but I'm about to put you out
You're more feminine than Sierra, so join the girl scouts
Time to end this, so have fun as the loser you are
My verses hit hard, so enjoy these verbal scars!